My Mom

What, you're my mom now? You shat me out of your womb?

叨什么，你又不是我妈，我又不是你生的？

My mom would be worried sick if I didn't come home soon ．

如果我不快点回家,妈妈会非常担心。

I often found myself telling my mom to drive more slowly, so that I could read all of the road signs we passed ．

我经常告诉妈妈开得慢一点,这样我就能看清我们经过的所有路标。

The psychic bond between me and my mom is, of course, more a joke than anything.

我和妈妈之间的心灵感应当然只是玩笑而已.

Is it too late for my mom to get engaged to a plumber?

我妈妈跟个水管工结婚是不是有点太晚了?

I got home and right off the bat my mom told me to cook dinner.

我才一回到家,妈妈就叫我准备做晚饭.

When I was a kid, my mom used to serve this alfresco. Then the yard disappeared.

当我还是个孩子的时候, 妈妈经常在野炊的时候做给我吃.不过现在我家院子也没了.

If my mom showed up, I'd throw her and my fucking stepdad out on their asses!

如果我妈出现, 我会把她和我该死的后爹扔出去!

My mom bought me a short-sleeved shirt.

妈妈给我买了件短袖衬衫。

When I used to do that when I was a kid, my mom would spank me.

我还是个孩子的时候常常干那种事，每次妈妈总是打我的屁股。

My dad is black, my mom is white, and my step-dad is from Tel-Aviv.

我爸爸是黑人, 我妈妈是白人, 我的继父来自特拉维夫.

I wanted to be like my mom and know all of the things she knew ．

我想像我妈妈一样,知道她知道的一切。

Because I had never been to a date with my mom before.

因为从未尝试过这样的约会.

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.

他总是欺骗妈妈还打她.

I gave my mom a carnation.

我送给我妈妈一朵康乃馨.

When I was a child , my mom used to 12 braid my hair.

小时候, 妈妈经常帮我编辫子.

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger.

今天, 我告诉老妈我咪咪越来越大了,好兴奋.

But my mom wants me to surf the Internet once a week.

但我妈妈要我在网上冲浪一周一次.

He and my mom were arguing every night, hour after hour.

他和我妈妈每天晚上都吵个不停。

My mom has gone to the fair.

我妈妈到集市上去了。

Today my assignment is to help my mom doing housework.

我今天的任务是帮妈妈做家务。

I used to stay up late with my mom and watch movies.

我以前总是和妈妈一起熬夜看电影。

This Thanksgiving, my mom bought me a pumpkin pie.

今年的感恩节，妈妈就给我买了南瓜派。

That's what my mom says, but I goofed off.

我妈就是那样说的, 但是我一直在耍.

My dad spent $ 500 on a new coat and my mom had a cow.

我爸爸花了500美元买了一件外套,妈妈顿时气不打一处来.

Where's my mom?

我妈在哪儿？

I spilled my coffee all over the table and Mom leaned across me to wipe it up

我把咖啡洒得满桌都是，妈妈俯过身来把它擦掉了。

My mom was the one who mediated between Zelda and her mom

我妈妈充当了泽尔达和她妈妈之间的调解人。

The only way to find out is eavesdrop on the conversations my mom and dad had.

5年过去了,我开始对我的祖国所发生的一切感到好奇,我了解中国的唯一途径就是偷听父母的谈话.

WELL , MY MOM IS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT.

我妈妈是一名空姐.